In which my dad reads The Hunger Games and unwittingly writes fanfics: 

• Dad: I'll probably finish it tomorrow
• Me: God speed. It's all down hill from here.
• Dad: It's no Supernatural but I'll try to contain myself.
• Me: No Supernatural is ALWAYS downhill. At least their CGI is the same.
• Dad: What would happen if we combined them?
• Me: Oh god Dad no
• Dad: The angel can be Peeta.
• Me: Dad noooooo
• Dad: But instead of bread he makes trench coats.
• Me: Dad stop.
• Dad: THE BOY ON FIRE AND THE BOY WITH A TRENCH COAT
• Me: ....I like that you automaticly assume that Katniss is going to be a male.
• Dad: ...I thought they didn't have girls on that show.
• Me: They do but they tend to die. A lot.
• Dad: Well then they can be the other tributes.
• Me: Oh god.
• Dad: The moose can be Prim.
• Me: -cry laughing-
• Dad: It will be like....Brokeback Supernatural Games.
• Me: What?!
• Dad: The cave scene. Brokeback Moutain. Get with it.
• Me: Dad...Dad I think you're pairing two guys together in a show you've never seen, in the setting of a teen novel.
• Dad: I seen clips. That angel is gay. Gay as the day is long.
• Me: ....
• Dad: I'm going to bed.
• Me: ...
• Dad: You're going to tell the internet aren't you?
• Me: Yes. Yes I am.

sordidcrayons:

 #SHE HAD IT COMING #SHE HAD IT COMING #SHE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG #WELL NOT MY MOM OKAY SHE DIDN’T IT WAS INJUSTICE #SHUT UP BATMAN YOU’RE RUINING THE SONG

To Miss Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect while others were in grave peril - 50 points.

gytrash:

A tale of three Rivers

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