Unpopular opinion. 

dannydibble:

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a-child-of-fire:

“Oops, butterfingers!”

• Me: ONE SHOT
• Me: TWO SHOTS IN THE NIIIIGHT AND THEY'RE GOOOOOONEEE
• Me: NO THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN'T DOOOOOOOOOOO
• Me: HOLY MUSICAL BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
• Me: why does he have such a strong sense of justice; does he want fruit or blood?
• Me: wah wuh dah????????
• Me: I wonder if Bruce Wayne knows Batman lives under his house
• Me: love, Batman.
• Me: the city's crime rates are at an all-time low
• Me: yup, still the highest in the world, but we're working on it.
• Me: WE LOVE YOU BATMAAAAN
• Me: it's Captain Marvel!
• Me: come on down here, y' hero
• Me: now when I wrote Huckleberry Finn...
• Me: some of us superheroes like keeping secret identities- CLARK KENT
• Me: I'll give it to Lois Lane tonight, after I naked her
• Me: QUIT PICKING ON BATMAN, WHY DON'T YA
• Me: the closest thing I have to a friend is you, but I pay you
• Me: poor master Bruce, poor mister Wayne, lonely caboose on a one cart train
• Me: I NEVER HAD A PONY, I NEVER HAD PETS
• Me: JUST A BULLSHIT BUTLER, THAT MAKES BULLSHIT JETS
• Me: I WANNA BE SOMEBODY'S BUDDY
• Me: you're like my second favourite superhero!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Me: what's he gunna do, rob the second national bank of all it's two dollar bills?
• Me: no that's right because I do my damn job
• Me: we're going rogue, rogue, ROGUE
• Me: riddle me this I've got a puzzle that'll put you to teeeaarrsssss
• Me: I'M A PRETTY LITTLE KITTY BUT I AIN'T NO-
• Me: I've been uprooted!
• Me: I second that!
• Me: GET YOUR BROKE ASS OUT OF HERE, TWOFACE!
• Me: looks like you guys are up to your old, TWIX.
• Me: how many licks does it take, to kill you?
• Me: quit your snickering, you airheads
• Me: oh grab a brain, scarecrow
• Me: ROGUES
• Me: ASSEMBLE
• Me: GATHER
• Me: UNITE
• Me: an orphan? but what happened to his mommy and his poppa?
• Me: hey, I'm Bruce Man I mean I'm Bat Wayne FUCK
• Everyone else: shUT UP OMG

jenna-the-pooh:

Awkwardly. So. True.

• Person: Why is Harry Potter such an important guy in the first place?
• Me: 
• Person: 
• Me: 
• Person: 
• Me: Long story short, this guy, Voldemort, was super cruel. He tried to kill him and his parents and this is where it gets intensely cool. Even though he was a tiny little boy, he should've died but he survived and then destroyed this evil guy and it's a story we enjoy to tell.

C’MON GUYS GO GO GO GO

Joey’s winning right now.

illwritetheendingformyself:

bookofklaine:

#i wonder what people who havent seen avps are thinking when they see shit like this

“That’s a really big Zefron poster”

“Look at the beard! It is glorious”

“Nice… desk”

hahahahahaah!

SUDDEN STARKID REALISATION: STARSHIP IS QUITE LITERALLY JUST AN “ALIEN” VERSION OF ‘THE LITTLE MERMAID’ 

ride-on-anything-iero:

Bug - Ariel

February - Eric

Pincer - Ursula

ASDLJASHD
JUST

THINK ABOUT IT

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

But this has probably be realised before ahsdljasd

 

I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought this asfghjhgsfgh

kissedmequiteinsane: